(NEWSER)Â â€“ "Dumb, dumber, and dumbest." Thatâ€™s how a waitress at Doc's Beach House in Bonita Beach, Fla., describes the three guys who broke inâ€”clad only in their skivviesâ€”in the wee hours Sunday and five minutes later made off with 60 hamburgers, 3 pounds of bacon, three red peppers, and, uh, a paddleboard. The beauty? They did it all, including divesting themselves of their underwear once inside, in front of security cameras; at one point they even spotted a camera and attempted to cover their naughty bits, according to South Floridaâ€™sÂ News-Press. What they didn't do: Go anywhere near the cash register, thoughÂ WFLA.comÂ notes they might have swiped some shrimp, too.
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